how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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