what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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