I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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