mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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