these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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