return my video game
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Randomize