i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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