her vagine was all disorganized.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The Olympian is in my bed
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So. Much. Porn.
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