You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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