His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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