And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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