Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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