Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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