what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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