Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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