Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish you could order shots online.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
