Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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