okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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