took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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