Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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