Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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