i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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