Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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