Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's shark week go big or go home
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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