he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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