What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm having to shit out rocks
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
