Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Green mimosas i think yes
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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