We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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