Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
did i just pee glitter
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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