Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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