So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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