ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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