; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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