i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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