and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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