I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Everyone says I win the strip club
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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