Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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