i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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