Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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