i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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