yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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