I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
