Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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