It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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