My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i want to swaddle you in tequila
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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