my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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