This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You're like the curious george of whores
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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