thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He passed out mid-signature
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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