yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
it was like eating out sand paper
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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