I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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