New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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