I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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