North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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