She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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